11 May 1996 Posted on May 10, 2014 by Staff Eight people die during summit attempts on Mount Everest. Famous Words of Inspiration..."I probably should never have been there anyway, and it served me right when the two alert police officers fired up their siren, pulled me over, and pointed out that my car's registration had expired. I had not realized this, and as you can imagine I felt like quite the renegade outlaw as one of the officers painstakingly wrote out my ticket, standing well to the side of the road so as to avoid getting hit by the steady stream of passing unlicensed and uninsured motorists driving their stolen cars with their left hands so that their right hands would be free to keep their pit bulls from spilling their cocaine all over their machine guns. Not that I am bitter." Dave Barry — Click here for more from Dave Barry Related posts: 29 May 1953 29 May 1953 11 May 1996 17 July 1996 5 January 1996 13 March 1996 26 December 1996 25 January 1996 18 March 1996 25 March 1996
