31 January 1876 Posted on January 30, 2012 by Staff The United States orders all Native Americans to move into reservations. Famous Words of Inspiration..."Admit it, sport-utility-vehicle owners! It's shaped a little differently, but it's a station wagon! And you do not drive it across rivers! You drive it across the Wal-Mart parking lot!" Dave Barry — Click here for more from Dave Barry No related posts.