21 January 1999 Posted on January 20, 2012 by Staff During the ‘War on Drugs’ the United States Coast Guard intercepts a ship with over 4,300 kilograms of cocaine on board. Famous Words of Inspiration..."Haven't you learned anything from that guy that gives those sermons in church? Captain What's-his-name. We live in a society of laws, why do you think I took you to see all those Police Academy movies? For fun? Well I didn't hear anybody laughing! Did you? Except at that guy who made sound effects. Vroom! Beep! Honk! Honk! Ha-ha. Where was I? Oh yeah, stay out of my booze!" Homer Simpson — Click here for more from Homer Simpson Related posts: 20 July 1999 24 December 1974